Top 14 Computer, Software and Developer Jokes

Software Developers, Top Software DevelopersAppdrawn Team | Published 1st July 2023
It's International Joke Day! We have selected the finest selection of jokes that both developers and non tech folk can enjoy!

International Joke Day: a day to forget the stresses of life and permit humour to take centre stage. To mark this laughter-inducing occasion, we have searched the world wide web, to curate the finest selection of jokes that both developers and non tech folk can enjoy!

  1. My programmer friend said I have a high IQ. He said it's 404.
  2. An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”
  3. We'll we'll we'll...if it isn't autocorrect.
  4. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem.
  5. When I wrote this code, only me and God knew how it works. Now only God knows…
  6. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer.
  7. I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.
  8. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause….“Java.”
  9. There are 2 hard problems in computer science: caching, naming, and off-by-1 errors.
  10. Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions."
  11. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.
  12. My Internet stopped working for 5 minutes. Met my parents. They’re nice people.
  13. If you think that your computer, laptop, and phone spying on you is scary then think again…because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
  14. Somebody stole my new Microsoft Office last week and they are going to pay! You have my Word!
Appdrawn Team | Updated 1st July 2023

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